Fark.com

If you don't know what Fark.com is, for shame. Simply put, it's a news site unlike any other. It has all the news you want and some that you probably don't, but what legitimate media outlet isn't crammed full of stuff you didn't want to know.

Fark is much like your CNN's much cooler younger brother who you started to be friends with after you figured out what a tool CNN was in the first place. I mean, sure if Vanilla Ice is on the radio sure you're going to listen to it, but not if there is any music on another station, or if there is any other station available at all, or if you can pickup up static, or if you happen to have a nail gun you can pierce your ear drums with. I mean sure, if the last people on Earth happened to be you and Grace Jones, Tori Spelling and Mariah Carey and it was up to you to repopulate the planet, and you had three bags, sure you'd take those bags and asphyxiate yourself with them, I mean who wouldn't? What does that have to do with Fark you may ask. Well, when you're stuck with CNN, Fox News and Headline News, and all of a sudden Jessica Alba walks up, you take the three bags and while listening to the static on the radio proceed to asphyxiate the other three and recreate the human race with some dignity and class. You get what I'm laying down here, right? Oh yeah!