Diet Mountain Dew

Here we are nearing the end of the year, and I'm sitting here drinking some Dew thinking about the end of the year, and the Christmas season and everything. I've got two weeks off and I'm going to spend some of the time (when I'm not at some Christmas function) playing video games. The thing is my yearly venture into the world of the gamer is always made better by the application of Mountain Dew. Actually everything is made better by the application of Mountain Dew.

Dew makes things better. The difference Dew makes at work is amazing. The days when I'm too cheap or too busy to go out and pick myself up a couple of 2-liter's, work just drags on and I'm barely awake and I know I'm not functioning nearly as well as I could. When I've had a glass of that sweet nectar not only do I approach a state of consciousness, I start talking faster, I'm nicer and work ends much quicker. This happens at Band Practice too, however the Dew makes me belligerent to the leader, so hey that's an added bonus.

One thing to remember about the Dew is if you really like Mountain Dew, never switch to the Diet Dew, because when you do you will never go back. The first case tastes weird, the second case is OK, and the third one is great, but the regular stuff tastes funny now. The biggest problem there is with this is while there are very few restaurants that serve Mountain Dew, there are almost no restaurants that server the Diet Dew, and that is the suck.