Disc Golf

Disc golf or frisbee golf is like, well I don't know what it's like but it's cool whatever it's like. There is one thing about disc golf that you need to be aware of if you are going to take it up; there are some people out there that take it way to seriously. I haven't done too much disc golfing yet, but already I've run into many of these people. If you run into a hardcore disc golfer you need to remember that this person has probably sacrificed to be as hardcore as they are. Sacrificed things like a social life, regular grooming and hygiene, the ability to use complete sentences, any sense of fashion, the list goes on and on. I mean the differences between hardcore surfers and hardcore disc golfers is pretty much that surfers are cool and women want to associate with them.

Moving on, the reasons that I like disc golf are that it's cheap, it's easy, and it's fun. I know that sounds like a formula for a great date, but hey, part of disc golf is that it's like regular golf's less high-maintenance sister. Sure you don't have quite the prestige of someone who spends three hours whacking a ball around a meadow with a rod trying to stick it in a hole wearing brown plaid knickerbockers, an argyle sweater vest, and a blue beret with a red poof on the top. I mean seriously, are we sportsmen or blind Bask separatists?

Disc golf is laid back. The wardrobe of choice is bound to include a t-shirt and comfortable shoes. I mean, who really thought of dress shoes with spikes on the bottom? Disc golf does not require special skills, "Excuse me my good man, your shot's got quite a hook there. You're gripping the shaft to tightly and remember to keep you eye on your ball." You just throw a freaking Frisbee in the general direction of the hole.

Whatever, just enjoy yourself playing a game without any of the annoying sexual euphemisms.

Oh, and as a special shout out to my one loyal reader, Hi Larry!